i am graceful like duck not like swan
i woke up today after my weird birthday party and my ass really hurt
my first thought was 'bad buttsehks?'
and then i remembered the horrible fall off the stage while attempting to break a piñata.
[i wasn't drunk i swear!]
my tailbone and right wrist are all fucked up swollen
and i can't do normal things like open the fridge door cause it hurts
so now not only am i not allowed in the bouncy castle, but i'm also not allowed to break piñatas.

Huge apologies to so many people i forgot to invite.
i'm not good at managing these sorts of things and i forgot quite a few people that i am rather fond of.

Thanks to everyone that did come, so many people i hadn't seen in years
thanks tam & jes for coming all the way from canadia
and josh for dj'ing eventhough people wouldn't leave me alone long enough for me to hear enough of his set
and starr for finding my little black heart in a sewer somewhere
and miss rebecca for organising everything cause i don't know how to do that stuff and just in general being an awesome lady
and everyone else who came eventhough they had to get up early for work the next morning.


[circa 7am march 28th. mission district]

p.s. owowowowowowowow totally feel like an old lady now and i wish jes was still here.
[boom headshot].